Zoology is the greatest!
What do you want to be, a knight? Pbbth!
Tell me something: if you found yourself being
chased by a centaur, would you try to escape by
swimming a river or climbing a tree?
Um … I don’t ...
Any zoologist would tell you that centaurs are excellent
swimmers, but completely unable to climb trees.
Are there any centaurs in the fairy ring?
Well no, of course not.
Centaurs are indigenous to the areas around
the Salt Sea, that’s thousands of miles from here.
I was obviously just using it as an example.
Don't mess with zoology. Centaurs really can't climb trees. I don't know if you've ever seen one try but frankly it's embarassing.